Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules by David Sedaris

Author:David Sedaris
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Dear Betty:

My grandma Claire used to read your column every morning with her first cup of coffee and cigarette of the day. She called “Ask Betty” the real news. She said that following the progress of your career over the years was her only truly wicked pleasure, and that it was like watching a massacre through a telescope. What did she mean by that? She got throat cancer and died, and the last thing she said to me was, “There are too atheists in foxholes.” My mom says she was out of her mind. What do you think?

Fourteen and Wondering

Dear Wondering:

That your grandma Claire will not have died in vain if you will heed the lesson of her life: Don’t smoke.

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