Campaign Chaos! by Unknown
Author:Unknown
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Nickelodeon Publishing
Published: 2020-01-15T00:00:00+00:00
After school, Clyde and I went our separate ways. On my walk home, I kept thinking about Lolaâs successful plan. I stopped suddenly. Wait a minute! All of my sisters are really talented and smart. If one of my sisters had a great idea that helped Clyde, imagine what would happen if I asked all ten!
I called a sibling meeting. I asked everyone to join me in Lori and Leniâs room, even Lily, the baby. I took my shoe and knocked it on Leniâs sewing table like a gavel.
Thunk thunk thunk!
âI call this meeting to order!â I shouted.
âShall we go over the minutes from our last meeting?â Lisa asked as she unrolled a never-ending scroll of notes.
âThat sounds like a tearable idea,â Luan said. âGet it?â
We all groaned.
âI literally have a million things I could be doing,â Lori said. âWhat do you want, Lincoln?â
âYou know how Clyde is running for treasurer? And Iâm his campaign manager?â I asked. âAnd how this is really important to us? And how Clyde is practically family? And how great a treasurer heâd be?â
âWe know, dude. Youâve been talking about it nonstop all week,â Luna said, plucking at her guitar strings. My other sisters all nodded and rolled their eyes in agreement.
âAnyway, Lola helped us out with a strategy, and it was really amazingââ
âThank you, thank you,â Lola said, curtsying.
âBut it wasnât quite enough,â I said as Lola shot me an angry look. âChandlerâs still in the lead, and Iâm out of ideas. Listen, I know youâre all really great at totally different things and you all have different talents, so ⦠can you help us? You may be the only hope Clyde has of beating Chandler.â I paused. My sisters were looking around the room at each other, trying to decide what to do. âPlease?â
âOf course weâll help you, bro,â Lynn said as she playfully socked me on the shoulder.
âThatâs what familyâs for,â Lana said. âOooh! Oooh! Iâll bet El Diablo can help us!â She was referring to her very large snake.
âUm, maybe El Diablo should stay home,â I replied. âBut I like that youâre thinking outside the box!â
All ten of my sisters started talking at the same time.
âI can write an unforgettable jingle!â Luna shouted, strumming a chord on her guitar.
âI can use my robot Todd to poll our classmates and create a spreadsheet of voter statistics,â Lisa added.
âIâll literally make Clyde the most popular kid at your school overnight,â said Lori.
âIâll make anyone thinking of voting for Chandler think twice,â Lynn said as she flexed her biceps.
âI already did my part,â Lola noted with a shrug.
âHops and I are on the case!â Lana cried, high-fiving the tongue of her pet frog. At least itâs not her snake.
âI treasure the opportunity to help your best friend!â Luan said as we all groaned again.
âIâll bring out the ruffled blouses, costume jewelry, and eye patches!â Leni said, carrying an armful of fake jewelry. We all looked at her, confused. âFor the treasure. Gosh.â
Lily murmured in baby talk and handed me her teddy bear.
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