Bear, Otter, and the Kid [02] - Who We Are by T. J. Klune

Author:T. J. Klune [Klune, T. J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Gay, Contemporary, Romance, GLBT, m/m romance, dreamspinner press, m/m, Gay Romance, Childrens
ISBN: 9781613724606
Google: nhkxG99Fr9UC
Amazon: 1613724608
Goodreads: 13579947
Publisher: Dreamspinner Press
Published: 2012-04-27T00:00:00+00:00

164 | TJ Klune

I need a woman to carry our juices!!!!

Hi! My name is Bear. I am a reluctant homosexual (or, at least, I resemble one). My boyfr—er, life partner (gag!), is apparently like a forty-year-old woman, and his biological clock is exploding all over the place, and we don’t know how to turn off the alarm. We need a woman (ha!) to allow us to put our sperm into her so that we can create the miracle that is life! You, as the surrogate, must not be crazy !!!!! Seriously, there is already enough of that with the donors, so to compound that would just make things worse, and the child will already have enough shit they’ll have to deal with by having two dads, so we’re asking for a complete mental health history to make sure you are not bat-shit insane. Also, dark hair would be nice.

No way in fucking hell. Otter can give me those sweet, innocent eyes until they fall out of his head. There’s no fucking way that’s going to happen. I’ve got enough to deal with, what with the smartest vegetarian ecoterrorist-in-training (although, he might well be heading to full-blown ecoterorrism by now) on the planet, and the fact that I seem to be thinking about where I’d like to go on a honeymoon (Stonehenge!) after a wedding to a man I’ve known all of my life, but have only been with for four months (Jesus Christ, what am I, a lesbian penguin?). I don’t care if the Kid wants a little brother. I’ll get him a goddamn goldfish instead, and he’ll be happy he’s getting anything.

“Clock,” I mutter at the both of them. “You’ll be happy with a fish, and I am not a penguin who goes to Stonehenge. Craigslist isn’t getting my juices, that’s for damn sure.”

Otter and the Kid glance at each other before the Kid says, “I don’t think even I could figure that one out.”

“Maybe you can buy penguins on Craigslist?” Otter suggests.

“I don’t think they have a penguin section,” the Kid says wisely.

“Ah,” Otter says.

“What were we even talking about?” the Kid asks.

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