Be Prepared by Gary Greenberg & Jeannie Hayden

Author:Gary Greenberg & Jeannie Hayden [Greenberg, Gary]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Published: 2008-06-15T14:30:00+00:00

The people in cars on either side of you probably won’t be able to see the baby and may think you insane. But that’s the price you pay for a quiet baby.

Using the baby as a PROP

Men with babies come across as more honest, sensitive, and responsible than their baby-less counterparts. Whereas without the baby women might see you as a predator and men as competition, with the baby you are a big, harmless lug to all.

As much as you’d like to rail against this prejudice, don’t. Instead, why not take advantage of your sudden sainthood? Whenever you need to negotiate with someone, bring the baby along for leverage.

When preparing the baby for the sting, you should try to make sure that he’s bathed, changed, and awake. It might also be a good idea to have your partner dress him. Remember: you’re going for maximum cuteness here.

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