Alternative Truths by unknow

Author:unknow
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: US President, politics, satire, short stories
ISBN: 9780998963402
Publisher: B Cubed Press
Published: 2017-04-26T04:00:00+00:00

LETTERS FROM THE HEARTLAND

Janka Hobbs

Heartland, KS

January 6, 2025

Dear Emily,

Praise the Lord, they are finally lifting the travel ban from California! I’m so happy! You can come visit us now!

I miss you so much. It’s not right that you are stranded so far away from your loving mother. I still don’t see why the Left Coast had to leave the country over a few pipelines. I know the people in Seattle and Portland are weird, but I don’t know what got into you Californians. Did they really give trees the right to vote? You can’t agree with them. You just got stuck there when it happened? Right?

Do you remember George and Gladys? From across the street? They moved back from Florida in November. Just up and abandoned their condo in Miami. Gladys says the waves were coming up on the deck, and nobody wanted to buy it. She blames it on all the solar panels people were putting on their rooftops. She says all that sunlight pushing down on them made the beach sink. That was the real reason the Governor there wanted to ban the things? Well, he tried, but some people just won’t listen. I hear you people have lots of solar panels out in California, too. Are you having trouble with the beaches sinking too? I know, there’s even some people here saying that it’s because the north pole is melting, but it still gets cold here in the winter, so how can that be true?

Enough doom and gloom. I sure hope you can come see me soon!

Love,

Mom

XOXOXO

PS. Your brother says hi.

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