A-Z of Horror: Complete Collection: Fear from beginning to end by Iain Rob Wright

Author:Iain Rob Wright
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: SalGad Publishing Group
Published: 2016-01-29T00:00:00+00:00

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In a funny mood, Iain had spent the last thirty minutes taking bathtub selfies of his scrunched up face and chin, then uploading them to Facebook. His fans were horrified, but also amused, so it had been worth it.

He turned the tap on with his foot and shuddered as the hot water brought the temperature up.

His phone pinged for an email.

It was from Matty-Bob.

So grate to meet you earlier, Ian. I felt we really connect and I’m just sorry you aske me to leave. I understand what I did wrong, thou, and I am on my way to correct its.

Iain sat up in the bath, alert. Was that psychopath coming back to the house?

“I brought pizza!”

Iain leapt up out of the bath so quickly that he slipped over the side and fell to the ground headfirst; his naked arse left pointing in the air. The pain didn’t register as much as the panic, though, so he was up on his feet quickly.

Matty-Bob stood in the doorway to the bathroom, this time wearing a scruffy brown tuxedo that looked like it had been dragged out of an antique chest.

“Wow, fella!” Matty-Bob pointed to Iain’s uncovered genitals. “Did you get that thing from an elephant? Your wife is a lucky girl.”

“I… I am blessed.”

“Hey, Iain?”

Iain shook his head and snapped out of the daze caused by the blow to his head.

“You okay there?” Matty-Bob asked. “That was quite the fall you took and you went a bit fuzzy on me there for a moment.”

Iain looked at the lunatic holding a pizza and was utterly shocked, and very very angry. “What the fuck are you doing in my house?”

“I brought pizza!”

“Fuck your pizza.”

Matty-Bob looked confused, but then he shrugged. “Okay.” He proceeded to pull his penis out of his pants and shoved it into the cheesy pizza.

“Jesus Christ!” Iain shouted. “I didn’t mean literally. Get the hell out of my house. I’m going to have you arrested, you maniac.”

Matty-Bob looked confused. “But you love your fans. You say so all the time. That’s why I’m here, to be with you.”

“To be with me?”

“Yes. You say you love your fans, well here I am – your very biggest. Or is that all bullshit? Do you just pretend to be a nice guy? Is it lies? Please don’t tell me it’s lies.”

Iain realised he was debating this man while standing completely in the nude. He grabbed a towel off the rail and wrapped it around himself. “Of course I don’t pretend, but that doesn’t mean you can just break into my home. If you wanted to meet me, you should email me like any normal person.”

“You don’t meet fans, though.”

“I do sometimes.”

“Not really.”

“I have a ten month old son. Meeting people is not something I have a lot of time for. That doesn’t mean I don’t care, though.”

“I know,” said Matty-Bob. “That’s why I came to you. Come here, big fella.”

The man went to hug Iain, but Iain shot out a leg and kept him at bay.

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