A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

Author:C. H. Dalton
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ISBN: 9781592403486
Publisher: Gotham
Published: 2008-01-01T06:00:00+00:00

Fig. 8. The Japanese stock market

This should help to explain some of their native customs, as well. For example, Japanese people do not bow in greeting out of politeness. Rather, they do it because they are eager to lean in and smell the crotch of everyone they meet. If someone bows to you, you should punch them in the top of the head, because that’s disgusting.

THE REST OF ASIA

Is all basically the same. An Asian can be your greatest ally or your fiercest rival; it all depends on you. In the wild, Asians live in packs, so it’s important to establish yourself as the pack leader early on in the relationship. Otherwise they will never be the calm, submissive Asians that you want them to be.

While India, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, and Pakistan are all technically part of Asia, their differentness warrants its own chapter. For more on these wily, barefoot subcontinentals, see the chapter on Indians (and Injuns). As for those other countries that are technically in Asia? Russia and the ’stans? They’re not really Asian. That whole area is more like a bargain basement version of Eastern Europe. So…not really worth discussing.

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