A COCK & BULL STORY: A PNR RH ROMCOM (BANBURY SHIFTER TALE Book 1) by M.J. Marstens

Author:M.J. Marstens [MARSTENS, M.J.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2021-02-18T16:00:00+00:00

My worst nightmares have been actualized—humans can turn into creepy crawlers and enter my room when I'm sleeping.

Ok, I suppose I've never had a nightmare of a man turning into a tarantula and coming into my apartment that I battle like a boss bitch with dildos and knives.

But still.

I promise that you would be shitting yourself, too, right now.

Pacing furiously back and forth, I shove a hand through my colorful hair that's in complete and utter sexy disarray from my time earlier with Arthur.

I look over at him.

Jack and Jude are watching me, too—with worried looks on their faces. They should be worried. People are turning into gargantuan spiders. Jude looks thoughtful as well as concerned, but I catch him gazing at my long golden legs.

I toss him a wink.

It might be the end of the world, but I'm still DTF.

Theo comes barreling down the church stairs to the basement where we meet, looking ready to brawl. It’s interesting to see the violence simmering in his eyes considering that he's not a very large or overtly aggressive man.

“Where’s the shifter?” Theo demands in a voice that I never would have attributed to him.

Jude’s staring at Theo with the same kind of wonder as me.

“Out in the truck that Jack, Arthur and Belle used to drive over here.”

“Let’s bring him down. Now.”

“N-n-n-no!” I stutter. “That guy turns into spiderman! He’s a dickhead Peter Parker!”

“It’s ok, Belle,” Arthur tries to soothe. “We’ll be right back.”

“I’ll do a perimeter check while you three bring in the Tertiary,” Jude directs.

I make a face.

A higher society fuck can turn into an animal?

The more I learn about these people, the less I want their respect—or anything to do with them.

Jack, Arthur, and Theo come back carrying Spidey between them as if the beefcake freak weighs nothing. To be fair, all three guys are packing some muscles under their shirts.

It’s enough to perk up any dried up and terrorized vagina—and trust me—my jelly roll is horrified.

My muscle men toss the unconscious dude into a corner of the room, but I’m sure to keep a safe distance and a wary eye on him.

Jude finally returns, eyeing Eight-legs—correction, Seven-legs—with the same cagy expression as the others.

“I didn’t smell anything—or see anything—and I flew over the area to check,” he announces.

“Dude—where do you keep a plane around here that you can just fly” I snap.

Jude squints at me for a hard minute.

I squint right back in the same confusion when suddenly astonishment leaches onto his face. He blinks in an absolute shock.

“You do know that a cockchafer’s a type of bug that has wings and can fly, right?”

Now, I blink at him.

“That's. . . very odd information to give me at this time; I did not know that. But what the fuck does a cockchafer have to do with anything?”

Jude clears his throat.

“It's a type of beetle—and that's what I turn into.”

I take a giant ass step back.

And another.

Jude holds out his hands to show that he's absolutely no threat,

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