This Plot is Bananas! (This Trilogy is Broken (A Comedy Litrpg Adventure) Book 4) by J. P. Valentine

Author:J. P. Valentine [Valentine, J. P.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2022-01-04T16:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

Forgetting Someone?

BY THE TIME she awoke the following morning, Eve knew the others had already left. Her reasoning had nothing to do with any confidence in Wes or Preston’s ability to wake up earlier than she, but everything to do with the hideously blue box floating before her eyes as she blinked them open.

Legendary Quest Milestone Reached: Go Solo!

+ 2.144t exp!

Level Up!

Statistic Growth Upgraded!

+5 Willpower/Level

Eve sighed. Two trillion exp would always be welcome, especially in the form of her increasingly valuable milestones, but she could’ve done without waking up to see a giant glowing billboard of her new solo status shining into her eyes. She dismissed the notifications.

Taking a few moments to let out a tired groan and groggily force herself out of bed, Eve went about the task of washing up and donning her mistler hide armor, stopping to down a glass of water in the hopes of aiding her aching head.

She did wonder how a manifestation of pure Mana could get hungover without the necessary chemical functions for such, but the same question applied to getting drunk in the first place. It probably had something to do with the fact her body was wrought by her consciousness, making her hungover because she felt she should’ve been. It certainly fit with the general shittiness of the morning so far.

Her armor donned and griffin bone club tied to her back, Eve slung her pack over her shoulder and moved to leave, thinking she’d stop at the kitchen to grab some food for the road before starting her long run across the continent. The cursed ring weighed heavy in her pocket, and she was eager to finally be rid of it.

Any thoughts of breakfast, however, stopped short when Eve swung open the door to her suite to find three glowing lights floating just outside. She blinked.

“Lumy? You’re still here?”

Believe me, I’m not happy about it either, but somebody has to make sure you don’t get yourself killed.

Eve scowled. “That’s not very nice of—wait. I can hear you!”

Oh no.

“Fuck yes,” Eve cheered. “After all that time I’ve spent chatting at you, you can finally reply!”

Yeah, about that, Lumy sent, you do realize I’m not an accredited psychiatrist, right? Cause you really need one.

Eve laughed. “Classic Lumy.” She clapped her hands together. “Does this mean you’re coming with me to the Broken Marsh?”

That wasn’t a… Lumy sighed. Yes, I’ll be coming with you. It wouldn’t be wise to let you adventure without adult supervision.

Lumy’s tone was starting to bother Eve. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

You have a tendency not to take things seriously, especially when your life is in danger.

“No I don’t. I’m plenty serious.”

I watched you spend two hours using Ethereal Manifestation to draw dicks on your skin. Two hours, Eve.

“Right.” Eve reddened. “You, um… you were awake for that, weren’t you?”

Yep.

“In my defense,” she argued, “we weren’t actually in danger then.”

Lumy changed the subject. I spent the night in the keep’s library doing some reading on this crystal willow you mentioned.

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