Island Desires by Adam Carpenter
Author:Adam Carpenter [Carpenter, Adam]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Amazon: B00CBO0A4O
Publisher: Ravenous Romance
Published: 2013-04-10T12:00:00+00:00
Chapter Ten
âLook at thisâ¦I mean, please, must we sink this low? Yuck! And for a lady like her to be a part of it? Come on, I liked Roseâs other panels, like her gay-impersonator contest, where the guys had to quote all of her famous lines without laughing, but this one⦠come on, yuck.â
âYou said yuck twice.â
âThatâs how gross it is.â
âWhat? It sounds kindaâ¦hot.â
âFritz Handler, itâs bad enough Iâve got to see those big hairy
beasts lounging around at the pool and beach. Like our neighbor, Tannerâthat man needs to spend a few afternoons at the wax center, for Godâs sake. But Iâm not going toâ¦celebrate such beastly manifestations,â said Hank, his body sending off a shudder of revulsion.
That was the conversation Chris happened upon as he approached his neighbors to ask how they were doing, and perhaps to learn if they had heard his major fuck-fest from last night. The headboard had been rocking something fierce long into the night, far more than heâd heard coming from their room on occasions. âHey, guys, whatâs that about Tanner?â
âNever mind, my other half is just having one of his usual hissy fits.â
âFritz, sometimes youâre a bitch.â
âBetter than being a full-time one.â
Hank looked exasperated. âSee how he talks to me?â
âSorry. So, I guess I donât need to ask how goes it?â
With a pointed finger Hank poked a piece of paper that was tacked to the corked bulletin board. They were situated just across from the registration desk.
âDid you see this?â
Chris perused it and couldnât help but chuckle. âOh yeah, I heard someone mention this the other day. Whatâs the big deal? A hairy chest contest, to be held tonight on the south beach. Sounds like harmless fun.â
âHank has a fear of bears,â he said. âAnd lions and tigersâ¦â âOh my,â Chris returned.
âBoth of you, not funny.â
âSo, these bears, Hank, fears of the wild animal kind, orââ âNo,â Fritz said, âlike the kind you had in your bed last night.â
Chris laughed again, felt his face go flush. âSorry if I kept you up.â
âUs, your cockâ¦my God, youâve got some stamina, Chris Dalton.â
âI wore ear plugs,â Hank said. âIn any case, weâll be ordering up room service tonight.â
âWe?â Fritz asked.
âYouâre not seriously thinking of attending, are you?â
Fritz ignored his petulant lover and turned back to Chris, this time with a raised, curious eyebrow. âSo, Chris, will you be entering the contest?â
âMe?â
âYouâre not exactly a smooth one, dear boy.â
Chris supposed not, but the very idea of entering such a contest because of the roll of his family gene pool seemed ridiculous. Allan, on the other hand, not to mention Tanner, guys who had more hair than common sense, theyâd be more likely candidates, with Tanner probably having already been the first to sign up. âI think Iâll just watch from the sidelines. Like you saidâ¦let the true bears parade it all around.â
Hank had clearly suffered enough of this furry talk, and he started off. Fritz shrugged his shoulders and went running after his boyfriend. Chris was about to leave too when he leaned in closer to read the rest of the flier.
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