Hush, It’s Christmas by Karen Christine Angermayer

Author:Karen Christine Angermayer [Angermayer, Karen Christine]
Language: deu
Format: epub
ISBN: 9783946287742
Publisher: sorriso
Published: 2017-11-15T00:00:00+00:00

December 13th

A day at the police station is exciting. Especially if you’re the one that is locked up!

Bruno’s new cellmate looks very dangerous, though. Will Bruno come out of this okay?

I didn’t get any sleep all night and I am sooo hungry. Just water and bread – that’s all you get here in jail. Just great! This is almost like home. I can almost hear Soy’s voice saying, “Today is your meatless day!”

I wonder what kitty is up to? She‘s probably happy that she can lay on my cuddle blanket with twice as much room - what am I saying, five times more room! - while I have to lay here on this hard, linoleum floor.

Because I am bored, I chew on the silver strings in my fur. They taste like metal. Yuck! I pull the silver strings out with my teeth. It takes a while because they are stuck in my curly locks. At least I have something to do. How long will I have to stay here?

The American Secret Service couldn’t look into my case because three UFO‘s have landed in the past few days. That’s why I have to stay here.

This year Christmas really is odd.

“Easy man, I‘m going already!” I hear a loud, hoarse voice. My cell door opens and a man with wild, black hair stumbles in. He is wearing a sleeveless t-shirt even though it’s the middle of winter. There are huge, spider web tattoos on both his arms.

The man lets himself fall backwards onto the second cot. We eye each other.

“You look cool man!” the man says. “Did you rob a bank, too?” He has several teeth missing.

“Wuff,” I protest, which means, “No, not me”.

“The bank teller was so scared he almost wet his pants.” His laugh is eerie. I pull my paws underneath my belly. “I taped his wrists and mouth shut and put my chewing gum in his nose. Ha ha ha! He couldn’t breathe!” the man continues. Just the idea gives me goose bumps and I shake myself. Silver strings rain out of my fur.

The nice policewoman walks by. She stops and looks at me, surprised. “You’re not an alien! You’re…” She stoops down and looks into the depths of my locks to find my collar with my name and address written on it. “…BRUNO!” she exclaims.

She picks up the phone.

“Did he tell you where he hid the loot?” Daddy asks when he picks me up.

“Wuff, wuff,” I say, which means, “For an especially big bone, I will tell you!”

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