Friends Forever! by Grace Dent

Author:Grace Dent
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Penguin Group US

Ha ha ha! Excellent! Stick that in your caldron, Sleeth! Thought you could split the LBD up, didn’t you? Instead, we’re tighter than ever before and having triple the fun.

Friends forever!

Nothing can muck things up now.

P.S. Nearly forgot! Saw that sniveling little excuse for manhood Jimi Steele yesterday morning . . . waiting for the staff minibus for the Wacky Warehouse! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Oh my God! Ha ha ha! Today just gets better and better. Love you too, Mum!

That very second, Fleur Swan appears from the bedroom clad in a green Chinese silk kimono, kitten-heel slippers and a fluffy pink eye mask pulled up over her forehead. She walks over to the fridge, opens the door and pulls out a carton of orange juice with a yellow Post-it note attached to the spout.

“Claude’s orange juice. Keep off!” reads Fleur, taking the note off temporarily to take a long refreshing gulp. “Sheeeesh, Claude’s on fire with those Post-it notes, isn’t she?”

I roll my eyes and try not to laugh.

“Oooh, another one,” laughs Fleur, rooting about in the fridge and producing some butter. “It’s like a treasure hunt! What does this say? This is not communal butter. Ha ha!”

“Oh, and apparently we’re rationed to three sheets of toilet paper per bathroom visitation,” I announce. “There’s a Post-it note above the loo. Apparently we’re using too much.”

“I’m going to use four sheets!” laughs Fleur. “I laugh in the face of authority.”

“You’re a braver girl than me,” I mutter.

“Hey, is that the mail?” she smiles. “Is there anything for me?”

“There was one for all for us,” I say, nodding at the postcard and letter on the coffee table.

Fleur grabs her card and begins reading . . .

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