Better Than Sex by Hunter S. Thompson

Author:Hunter S. Thompson [Thompson, Hunter S.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-82663-3
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2012-08-15T00:00:00+00:00

Well … shucks, Ed. But never mind. I can’t continue. Being There has appeared on my gigantic TV screen—so I guess it’s all over for you and me and my questions about possible White House intimidation (or worse) at CNN and the dread specter of a poll-rigging scandal.

No, Ed—that would be wrong. I will not abandon you now, just because of some sot on the night desk, and I always feel better just to be in the same room with Chauncey Gardiner. He’s funny and you’re not—at least not today, while you’re still peddling this crooked whore-faced gibberish about Bush closing the gap to two points without even breaking a sweat.

Loose lips sink ships, Ed. And if Bush gets another four years, even you might be put in prison.… Think about it. We can make a deal: If you’re right, I will shave my head as a feature on your Oriental news hour—and if you’re wrong, you will shave your head on Crossfire.… On Monday. Yes. We are too short on time to start whooping it up by spreading kinky rumors about popularity polls. I have a date in Little Rock on the night of November 3, Ed, and I don’t want it to turn weird on me—and especially not because of something you did.

It would be awkward, Ed, and we don’t need it. Why should we turn into savage hyenas?

Why indeed? All you have to do is come to grips immediately with that sold-out screwhead botch that was running every goddamn 30 minutes on Headline until I switched over to Being There.

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