Why Me? by Neil Forsyth

Author:Neil Forsyth
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Birlinn
Published: 2011-09-27T04:00:00+00:00

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From: Bob Servant

To: Michael Wong

Subject: You Should be Proud of Yourself

Michael,

Well done that’s not a bad effort at all considering you were put very much on the spot. Well done Michael, you’ve managed to get away with that one, just like Sir Trevor McDonald got away with killing that hairdresser.32

I’ll just look up the Alliance Bank now online and give them a call directly to speak to yourself: the one and only Michael Wong. It will be great to finally hear your voice.

All the best,

Bob

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From: Michael Wong

To: Bob Servant

Subject: DO NOT CALL THE BANK DIRECT

Bob,

Wait do not call there is no point I work in a secret department at the bank. They will not know me.

I can call you or we can talk most safe with this email.

God bless you.

Michael Wong

Alliance Bank

Malaysia

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From: Bob Servant

To: Michael Wong

Subject: Timmy

Michael,

OK message understood. I have often suspected the banks have secret departments. I was once in the Bank of Scotland in Broughty Ferry and there was a man with red hair working through the back. I went in a week later and he wasn’t there and I asked one of the girls where the man with red hair was and she didn’t answer me. Not a peep. So who got to her, Michael? Someone had put the thumb screws on and it certainly wasn’t me, why would I? I managed to get a quick snap of him trying to hide from me and it’s attached. Have you met him on the banking circuit?

Anyway, Michael, I wonder if you can help me. I mentioned my young son to you, little Timmy Servant. Well, he’s got to give a speech at Cub Scouts about what he’s going to do with his life and he needs some advice. He won’t listen to his old Dad here (who does these days? Not the wife! Or the dog! One likes wearing a lead and the other one is a good cook, and I’ve also got a dog! And a wife! One sleeps in a basket and the other one has a tail, and that’s the wife! And the dog! I feed one biscuits and the other one goes to the toilet in the street. And I’ve got a wife!) and so I was wondering if he would listen to you?

Would you mind if I get Timmy to email you some questions to help him with his speech? I would hugely appreciate it and we could crack on with the business in the meantime.

Your friend,

Bob

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