Who] by J.A. Konrath

Author:J.A. Konrath [Konrath, J.A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: General Fiction
Amazon: B00267T89E
Published: 2017-10-30T00:00:00+00:00

From: Joe Konrath

To: Unknown Sender

US—

You want me to compliment you for something? How about instead of praise for your poems or puzzles, I praise you for stopping this stupid “I’m going to murder someone” game and devoting your time and energy to something worthwhile, like the Red Cross or Greenpeace?

You’re forcing me to interact with you, which is a blatant cry for attention. Now you want me to think highly of you?

That’s insane. But you’re insane, so that’s understandable.

And, truthfully, your poems are decent. I’m not saying that to brown nose you. That’s one writer to another.

In that spirit, here’s a poem for you.

JOE’S PUZZLE #7

I only have one eye,

I also have a tail,

I don’t have hands or feet,

And I’m hard as a nail.

What am I?

As for a hint, you know what this is. There may be one, or probably more, in your home right now.

If you can’t guess it right away, don’t flip out. Use common sense.

Joe

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