Ultraviolet Dawn by Bret Schulte
Author:Bret Schulte [Schulte, Bret]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Cosmic Pizza Publishing
Published: 2018-12-05T22:00:00+00:00
Chapter Fourteen
We were hit by a wave of loud, pounding disco music the moment the storage door cracked open.
It rolled up with a flourish to reveal a dancing Joe Evil.
His lab coat was alive with swirling psychedelic colors that pulsated to the beat.
As if that wasnât enough, he also had club lighting and multiple disco balls.
When the song hit its crescendo, he spun around to face us. All of his clothes lit up at once. It was pretty glorious.
But then he saw us and startled.
He clapped his hands and the music stopped.
âUh, hello. Who are-?â
He looked us over.
âUh, Dark Matter? Did you bring superheroes to my secret lair?â
âTechnically, just one,â I said.
âAnd who let you in?â
âThat was me,â Kirby said while crawling down from the garage door.
âWhy?â Joe Evil asked.
âI thought it was the pizza guy.â
âDid they do the pizza guy secret knock?â
âNo.â
âWell, then?â
âWe get so little company.â Kirby reached the floor.
Elijah leaned over to whisper to me. âWhy are we here?â
âRight, right,â I said. âGuys, we need your help.â
Joe Evil and Kirby stopped their squabbling to look at me.
âWe need Dr. Kirby.â I motioned to Scarlet Mist.
âAt your service,â Kirby said, scuttling into action. âLay her on the table.â
Elijah looked a bit skeptical.
âDo it,â I said.
He laid her on the same table where Kirby had saved Joe Evil.
While Elijah watched Kirby do his thing, Joe Evil motioned for me to join him a few feet away.
âWho is that guy and why does there appear to be a smaller, redder version of Grey Smoke in my secret lair?â
âHeâs Elijah, and sheâs hurt. I didnât know where else to go,â I said. âThis may be the only safe place left in the entire city. But maybe not for much longer.â
He looked at me like I was nuts.
âWhat are you talking about?â
âThe short version,â I said. âIs that Cyber Sorceress and Commander Apex are after us.â
That got him interested.
âWhat did you do?â
âWe broke out of Sterling Tower.â
Now he was impressed.
âAnd I take it you stole that?â He pointed to the energy container.
âActually, yeah.â I said.
âWay to go,â he said. âBut⦠how sure are you that you werenât followed?â
âNot sure at all.â
He threw up his hands.
âFantastic!â
âDonât worry about that,â I said. âThere are much bigger things to be worried about right now.â
He tensed up, and his eyes got big.
âDinosaurs?â
âUm, no.â
âOh, good,â Joe Evil said. âIâm allergic.â
âIâm not kidding around here,â I said. âYou know, maybe youâd take this a little more seriously if you werenât wearing your funky party coat.â
âOh, I can change it.â
He fiddled with a control panel just on the inside of his lab coat. It turned back to black.
âWow,â I said.
âIt is made of Light Weave technology,â he said. âIt can do a bunch of cool stuff. Check it out.â
A Pac-Man grid appeared all over his coat.
âAnd of course, it has internet.â
A cat video replaced the video game.
âOh, and invisi-coat.â
His coat appeared to disappear, taking his arms with it. He spun around. From the back, he appeared to just be a floating head and some feet.
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