Try Not to LOL by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2021-02-24T00:00:00+00:00

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

There.

There who?

Don’t you mean who’s there?

Q: What do sharks take when they have a cold?

A: Vitamin sea.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Acid.

Acid who?

Acid to open the door!

Q: How do you get to the library on time?

A: You book it!

Q: Why don’t tattoo artists sing soprano?

A: Because it’s piercing!

Q: Why didn’t anybody laugh at the fart joke?

A: It just didn’t cut it.

Q: Why couldn’t the fungus come in?

A: There wasn’t mushroom.

Q: What happened when the vampire went on a date?

A: It was love at first bite.

Q: What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?

A: A firequacker!

Q: What do zombies serve at their tea parties?

A: Finger sandwiches.

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