The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids by Whee Winn

Author:Whee Winn [Whin, Whee]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Published: 2016-05-02T00:00:00+00:00

What did the piece of toast wear to bed?

Peanut butter and jammies.

How did the sun know she was sick?

She wasn’t feeling too hot.

When is a theater clumsy?

When the curtain falls.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling very well.

What goes, “Ha ha ha,” plop?

Someone laughing their head off.

Why was the car so smelly?

It had too much gas.

What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A doc-topus.

What do you get when you mix SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?

SpongeBob Smarty Pants.

What did the talking tree say to the amazed girl?

Be-leaf me, it’s true!

Why was the clock in trouble during class?

It tocked too much.

What do astronauts do when they get angry?

Blast off!

What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half.

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