The Office Party by Whitney G
Author:Whitney G. [G. , Whitney]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: WGW BOOKS, LLC
Published: 2020-12-17T16:00:00+00:00
TEN
Savannah
This Christmas
Manhattan, New York
Later that night, I toss the twentieth pair of socks into my suitcase and wonder if that will be enough to stay warm in Coloradoâs snow.
Not even close. I pick up five more and stuff them into the side pockets.
âSo, what did you think about my gift this year?â Georgia smiles at me via FaceTime.
âIt was warm and soft as always,â I say. âThank you for another one. Whatâs the origin story behind it?â
âWarm and soft?â She raises her eyebrow. âWhy the hell would you think that?â
âYeah.â I nod. âYou know I always appreciate your scarves. I donât typically wear them until after the holiday butââ
âI didnât get you a freakinâ scarf, Savannah.â She cuts me off. âI got you something so much better this year. Go grab it and open it.â
I swallow, not wanting to admit that her sweater is re-gifted material now. âIâll have to open it when I get home,â I say. âItâs in a bag I took to the office.â
âWell, make sure to pour a glass of wine and run a hot bath to prepare for it.â
âYou made me bath salts?â I shudder at the thought; the last time she sent me some, I had a rash for weeks.
The mischievous look on her face makes me tilt my head to the side. âWhat exactly did you get me?â
âSomething that you can use to get out all the frustration you feel about your boss. I mean, technically, I wanted to get it for you months ago for the lonely nights courtesy of all the exes who shall not be named, but the newest one is on my shit list now.â
âMy boss should still be on there, too.â
âOh, he is. Heâll always be there.â She laughs. âI got you a vibrator!â
âA what?â
âThe Womanizer Pro,â she says. âItâs a top of the line one that everyone talks about. Press that against your clit, turn it on, and it will make you orgasm in seconds. Trust me.â
OH. MY. GOD. My stomach drops to the floor, and I grip the edge of my bedâcertain that this isnât happening.
âI packed it with the best lubeââ Sheâs still talking. âAnd I got you a card that I penned all by myself. Itâs nothing like the impersonal cards I always pick up at the last minute. I was thoughtful this time.â
âPlease tell me youâre joking right nowâ¦â
âOf course, Iâm not.â She smiles. âYouâre as thrilled as I am! I can see it in your eyes. Iâve heard good things about the updated settings.â She continues babbling, waxing poetic about the numerous orgasmic features.
âWhat did your note say?â I can barely hear my own voice.
âYou canât possibly think that I remember every word verbatim.â She shrugs. âWhy are you looking so devastated about this? I did exactly what you wanted me to do this year. I was creative!â
âI know, I justâI thought I could rely on the predictability of your gift this time.â
âIâm not following.â She scratches her head. âWhy did you want a sweater again?â
âBecause I just re-gifted your present to my boss.
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