The Office Party by Whitney G

The Office Party by Whitney G

Author:Whitney G. [G. , Whitney]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: WGW BOOKS, LLC
Published: 2020-12-17T16:00:00+00:00


TEN

Savannah

This Christmas

Manhattan, New York

Later that night, I toss the twentieth pair of socks into my suitcase and wonder if that will be enough to stay warm in Colorado’s snow.

Not even close. I pick up five more and stuff them into the side pockets.

“So, what did you think about my gift this year?” Georgia smiles at me via FaceTime.

“It was warm and soft as always,” I say. “Thank you for another one. What’s the origin story behind it?”

“Warm and soft?” She raises her eyebrow. “Why the hell would you think that?”

“Yeah.” I nod. “You know I always appreciate your scarves. I don’t typically wear them until after the holiday but—”

“I didn’t get you a freakin’ scarf, Savannah.” She cuts me off. “I got you something so much better this year. Go grab it and open it.”

I swallow, not wanting to admit that her sweater is re-gifted material now. “I’ll have to open it when I get home,” I say. “It’s in a bag I took to the office.”

“Well, make sure to pour a glass of wine and run a hot bath to prepare for it.”

“You made me bath salts?” I shudder at the thought; the last time she sent me some, I had a rash for weeks.

The mischievous look on her face makes me tilt my head to the side. “What exactly did you get me?”

“Something that you can use to get out all the frustration you feel about your boss. I mean, technically, I wanted to get it for you months ago for the lonely nights courtesy of all the exes who shall not be named, but the newest one is on my shit list now.”

“My boss should still be on there, too.”

“Oh, he is. He’ll always be there.” She laughs. “I got you a vibrator!”

“A what?”

“The Womanizer Pro,” she says. “It’s a top of the line one that everyone talks about. Press that against your clit, turn it on, and it will make you orgasm in seconds. Trust me.”

OH. MY. GOD. My stomach drops to the floor, and I grip the edge of my bed—certain that this isn’t happening.

“I packed it with the best lube—” She’s still talking. “And I got you a card that I penned all by myself. It’s nothing like the impersonal cards I always pick up at the last minute. I was thoughtful this time.”

“Please tell me you’re joking right now…”

“Of course, I’m not.” She smiles. “You’re as thrilled as I am! I can see it in your eyes. I’ve heard good things about the updated settings.” She continues babbling, waxing poetic about the numerous orgasmic features.

“What did your note say?” I can barely hear my own voice.

“You can’t possibly think that I remember every word verbatim.” She shrugs. “Why are you looking so devastated about this? I did exactly what you wanted me to do this year. I was creative!”

“I know, I just—I thought I could rely on the predictability of your gift this time.”

“I’m not following.” She scratches her head. “Why did you want a sweater again?”

“Because I just re-gifted your present to my boss.



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