The New Guv'nor: Stormin' Norman Buckland by Norman Buckland & Lee Wortley
Author:Norman Buckland & Lee Wortley [Buckland, Norman]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
ISBN: 9781786750716
Publisher: Ad Lib Publishers
Published: 2022-04-27T00:00:00+00:00
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THE BIRDMAN Oâ WOODHILL
Writersâ Note
Some go to prison for an education in criminality. Some go because itâs simply a by-product of their chosen career. Some even go for a holiday. However, our protagonist was somewhat different, for this man went to get back his life; this man went for the sake of his sanity!
So, itâs finally come on top! But to be honest I wasnât bothered, I deserved it, I mean, who picks up a shooter and marches round to some geezerâs house and goes to town on his stone cladding, while pepper spraying his plant pots with lead and thinks theyâre gonna tootle off back to life whistling a happy tune? Well not me, it was obvious, everybody knows me, and every dog and its owner knew I had a beef (problem) with this fella: his mouth was as wide as the fackinâ Mersey; heâd been badgering me for years, Iâd had more little rumbles with this man than Iâd had hot dinners, he was a fackinâ nightmare. Anyway, in the end after many warnings, I smashed into him and threw him through a window; he got the hump about that and started threatening me with a shooter. Then, one day I heard he was after my family and that tipped the balance. So thatâs when I went round to his house and acted out my version of the Mafiaâs Valentineâs Day massacre. Stupid thing to do, but I was a fackinâ loose cannon â I didnât give a fuck for no one.
To cut a long story short I ended up at the Old Bailey getting ten years; I received a five stretch for the firearms and five for affray, but fortunately, I only ended up doing three for the affray bit.
So, for that little bit of naughtiness, I got lifeâd-off! Well okay, not exactly lifeâd-off, but seven fackinâ years. âEre donât laugh, âcos seven years away from my family truly was like a fackinâ lifetime to me! I didnât think Iâd handle it, I thought Iâd go absolutely fackinâ loopy; I imagined myself ending up in Broadmoor chasing invisible butterflies around with a teacup in an empty cell. Anyway, there was no way out of it, listen, I didnât have the judge and his peers in my pocket. I was had, and on my way to do my bit of porridge, from the courthouse to the jailhouse with no stops for tea and tiffin on the way.
Prison wasnât really a deterrent for me. âCos like Iâve stated, at that time in my life I didnât really give a fuck for nothing or nobody. This for me was just par for the course; in my line of work, it was inevitable that everyone at some time or another has to be prepared to do a bit of Stir, Nick, Bird, Jug, Choky, or whatever else you want to call it. You can even call it Porridge, as the title of the next bit informs you. I guess every area
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