The Memory Palace - Learn Anything and Everything (Starting With Shakespeare and Dickens) (Faking Smart) by Smile Lewis

Author:Smile, Lewis [Smile, Lewis]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, azw3, pdf
Published: 2012-04-16T00:00:00+00:00

SHAKESPEARE RECAP

"The true art of memory is the art of attention."

Samuel Johnson

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1. In the first place, you are woken by those two smartly dressed gentlemen with the V on their hats. The Two Gentlemen of Verona!

2. Scooting out your room, you have to leap through the hoops along with the extremely well-trained Shrew. The Taming of the Shrew!

3, 4, and 5. Our path to the bathroom is blocked by the Giant Hen laying it's 2 then 3 then 1 eggs straight into the 6-egg box. Henry VI Part 2, Part 3, Part 1!

6. At the top of the stairs you climb onto the tightrope with Ron Weasley and skid your way down. Titus Andronicus!

7. Skidding too fast, you crash into the three-headed Richard Nixon who was lurking at the bottom of your stairs, Richard III!

8. Peering into your front room you see the weird and wild - and hilarious - play rehearsal, with so many errors. The Comedy of Errors!

9. Out your door, you almost trip over the woman giving birth to a baby which pops out and flies across the street. Love's Labour's Lost!

10. Run to your bike, but two-headed Richard Gere is trying to steal it. Richard II!

11. At the end of your street you wait to let a girl and boy cross the road from opposite sides, and they meet in the middle and die. Romeo and Juliet!

12. You call for help but get nothing but snores from the Knight asleep in the gutter. Midsummer Night's Dream!

13. From across the street the little John Travolta dances towards you getting older, until he gets so old he dies. The Life and Death of King John!

14. Just around the corner is the mermaid rowing the boat towards you, trying to get back to Venice. Merchant of Venice!

15. Mermaid Boat gets smashed to bits by the 4 birds from the sky. Henry IV Part 1!

16. To clean up the mess are the happy and jolly wives from the nearest driveway. The Merry Wives of Windsor!

17. The birds come back for more and attack the merry wives. Henry IV Part 2!

18. Next is the wedding ceremony of the four twins. Much Ado About Nothing!

19. A new batch of birds dive bomb and attack, with the 5th destroying your bike. Henry V!

20. You call out for someone to help you get to the play on time, and a Roman soldier on his white horse comes a'galloping. Julius Caesar!

21. Caesar brings with him a spare donkey for you to ride, an ass which keeps licking your arms and face. As You Like It!

22. Super Ninja Pig comes leaping out of the next driveway at Caesar. Hamlet!

23. To take down the pig a dozen knights come to fight, but only the last one survives. Twelfth Night!

24. From across the street, the Giant Troll firing a crossbow attacks our one remaining Knight. Troilus and Cressida!

25. Racing away from the danger, you arrive at the bus stop. The bus door is protected by a Must Be This Tall To Ride sign.

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