The Boss of Everyone by Danny Wallace
Author:Danny Wallace
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK
Published: 2023-03-16T00:00:00+00:00
After lunch, which we all ate together in the office, I notice some of the staff are a little noisy, probably because theyâve had fizzy drinks. Kareem is laughing loudly as he tells Dad a funny story about a karate kick he did. To calm them all down, I read another inspirational chapter from Pop Griffinâs book. Weâre on chapter sixty-seven, which is called âLessons I Learned as a Toddlerâ, and then I clap the book shut and make an announcement.
âYou are all doing really well,â I say, and I notice Tim and Barry and Fiona all smile with pride. âBut I feel like you grown-ups donât really get enough feedback.â
Barry puts his hand up.
âYes, Barry?â
âWe do get a performance review every now and then,â he says, and everybody groans. âThey tend to be quite sad times.â
âI wonder why,â says Mr Jackson, rolling his eyes.
âAnd I bet you get all moody about it,â I say. âThen you go home and say you had a bad day at work and nobody understands why, because they donât know much about your job.â
âYes,â says Barry, and Mr Jackson frowns at him. âMy son doesnât really know what I do. He just tells the other kids at school that Iâm an estate agent.â
âNot everybody can be an estate agent,â I say. âThe world needs⦠er, what is it you do again?â
âAccounts administrator.â
âWell, the world needs accounts administrators, I imagine, so itâs about time they find out just how great you are at accounts administrating!â
I have no idea what I just said but it sounded good.
I absolutely love parentsâ evening at my school. Even though Mrs Bonney is hardly likely to say anything bad about me because my mum is her boss, it is important that other people see how youâre doing so they can be proud of you.
âSo,â I say, holding up a spreadsheet I made last night, âIâve invited some of your family members in so that I can tell them what youâre like at work.â
They all look absolutely horrified.
âIâm not sure thatâs a good idea!â says Kareem.
Why not? I think. Kids have to do it â all the time! And why wouldnât they want their kids and husbands and wives and partners to sit down with their boss and hear all about their strengths and weaknesses as they just sit there silently?
âIt will be FINE!â I say encouragingly.
âBob,â says Mr Jackson, speaking over my head to Dad. âCan I have a word?â
Dad glances over to me, obviously asking for permission.
âOkay, but donât be too long,â I say.
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