Fart-o-Pedia by Rip Van Ripperton

Author:Rip Van Ripperton
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781510768239
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2021-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

Q: Why should you never fart in an elevator?

A: Because it’s wrong on so many levels.

Q: What did they call George Washington after he passed gas?

A: The farter of our country.

Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

A: Monkey farts.

Q: When should you stop telling fart jokes?

A: When everyone tells you they stink.

KiLL THE CANARY: Back in the old days, when miners headed down the tunnels to start their day, they brought a canary in a cage with them. If the canary died, that meant there were poisonous gases in the air and they’d all better get out of there. If someone says your gas just killed the canary, the same thing happens: everyone runs for their lives.

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