Team Newb by M Helbig

Author:M Helbig [Helbig, M]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2019-09-26T22:00:00+00:00

Blue Hairball

Level: 5

Resits:

Type: Regular

Light: 0

Race: Hairball

Dark: 80

Faction: none

Earth: 20

HP: 75/90

Water: 20

MP: 0

Fire: 20

AP: 90/100

Wind: 20

AC: 20

Special Attributes: Drain

Weaknesses: Poison, Immobile

“It’s weak against poison,” Decrona said. “Does anyone have any?”

“Well, Mom always said my cooking tastes like poison, but we might not have time for me to bake up a souffle.” Alizia began tossing out random objects from her pockets. I managed to dodge the lipstick, but the beer hat caught Olaf in the shin. “Does anyone have some motor oil I could borrow?”

Abruptly, the three damaged tentacles shot in the air and swayed rhythmically. A bright flash of light shot out for thirty seconds, and when our vision returned, all three tentacles looked brand new. Our wonder at the sight faded as soon as the middle tentacle slapped Olaf in the face, knocking him flat. Before the other tentacles could grab him, Decrona and I dragged him back. Alizia swiftly followed us out of the thankfully limited reach of the monster.

The tentacles slapped furiously at us, daring us to return to the odd monster’s range. With Olaf safe, Decrona began shooting pebbles from her slingshot at it. “The rest of you could join in,” Decrona said.

I quickly traded my sword for my bow, fumbling the first arrow in my haste. Alizia and Olaf looked at each other uncomfortably.

Decrona sighed. “Only Horus thought to purchase a ranged weapon.” She sighed again dramatically before going back to shooting pebbles at the hairball. “I am very disappointed in all of you, myself included—not a single one of us thought to use any of our new abilities.” To illustrate her point, she unsummoned her sling and then cast a spell of sparkling bluish energy at the hairball.

Alizia turned toward the hairball with her arms still crossed and yelled, “I Shout at you.” All three of the hairball’s tentacles slapped angrily at the ground before her. She did a little dance while shouting at it a few more times, barely out of its range.

After almost three minutes, we got it down to 40%, but then it wiggled its tentacles in the air and flashed the bright light. This time the action regained all its lost health.

“Eh,” Alizia said. “At least I got two skills ups.”

I checked my notifications, and I’d gained one point in Bows as well.

Decrona stared at the magic building in her hands and grumbled as she stopped her spell. “There’s no use. I forgot they put in an auto-heal on all immobile mobs when you get them below 40% with only ranged attacks.”

“Does tossing souffles at it count?” Alizia asked.

“Souffles? No. Only pastries.” Decrona smiled awkwardly.

Alizia nearly tumbled back into the range of the snapping tentacles before I caught her and pushed her back. “Deccy was that a . . . joke? Please tell me someone recorded that?”

“I don’t know what you are talking about, Alizia,” Olaf said. “I did not hear anything. I think you put too much rum in your elixirs last night.”

“As I’m sure Deccy has just used up

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