Tales From a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess by Rachel Renee Russell
Author:Rachel Renee Russell [Russell, Rachel Renee]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781442411920
Publisher: Aladdin
Published: 2012-06-05T07:00:00+00:00
“MOM!! WHAT THE . . . ?!! A PRINCESS SUGAR PLUM DRESS?!”
Apparently, Mom had paid our neighbor lady, Mrs. Wallabanger, to make us these sickeningly frilly MATCHING Princess Sugar Plum dresses.
Then Mom got all emotional and teary-eyed.
“Girls, the best part is that tomorrow you’ll be wearing these beautiful dresses to a VERY special event!”
I was like, “Mom! Are you KA-RAY-ZEE??!!”
But I just said that inside my head, so no one else heard it but me.
I hoped that the event was going to be at a junkyard, an abandoned parking garage, a cow pasture, or a sewage treatment plant. Anywhere there’d be a limited number of life-forms to see me in that UGLY dress!
Mom giggled and begged us to open our second present. Judging from the very small size, I was hoping it was a box of matches.
Then I’d be able to BURN my new dress in the fireplace. But no such luck !
“SURPRISE!! For Family Sharing Time, we’re going to see the Nutcracker ballet!” Mom exclaimed.
I was SO frustrated I wanted to scream!
“AAAAAHHHHH!”
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