Stephanie Caffrey - Raven McShane 01 - Diva Las Vegas by Stephanie Caffrey
Author:Stephanie Caffrey [Caffrey, Stephanie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Mystery: Cozy -
ISBN: 9781940371382
Publisher: Gemma Halliday Publishing
Published: 2014-08-31T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Jeff arrived a little earlier than I expected. He pulled up to my car and brought over a pink bag from the Flamingo gift shop.
“I had to guess your size,” he said apologetically through the window.
I looked skeptically at the shorts. They were hot pink. “Size 2? Are you insane?”
“They were the smallest ones they had.”
“That’s all right.” It was actually something of a compliment, I figured.
I scooted over to the passenger seat and tried squeezing into the shorts. It wasn’t working.
“You of all people should know that I actually have an ass. I think these are designed for ten-year-old girls.” Somehow the shorts fit around my waist, but I could feel my butt ballooning out in back. They would have to do for now. I dug into the bag again and pulled out a blaze orange t-shirt that looked like it was sized for a Barbie doll.
“Jeff!” I hissed.
“I thought it’d look good on you.”
“Not if it squeezes off my circulation.” I got out of the car and contorted my shoulders to try to slip into the shirt. The back ripped open an inch from the neck. At least the tear gave my boobs a little more breathing room. Even with the extra space, they stuck out so much that the shirt didn’t even reach my belly button.
“It’s a good look for you,” Jeff said. “Trust me.” He hadn’t even pretended to look away while I tried it on, but I didn’t care.
“I’m used to dressing like a high-priced call girl, not some cheap whore from the eighties.”
“I can go back down and get something else,” he offered.
“Screw it. I guess I can wear this for a few minutes. You’re the one who has to be seen with me. You can be my john. Let’s go check in, and then I’ll explain what’s going on.”
My laptop was still in my car, so I decided to bring it with us. By the time we reached the lobby I had begun to reconsider Jeff’s offer to get me some different clothes. Each step I took made my shorts ride up higher and higher, and my butt cheeks were eventually in full view of anyone who wanted a peek. It didn’t bother me that people were looking. It bothered me that they were getting their looks for free.
Jeff went up to the desk to book a room. I decided to wait for him in the casino where I stood a chance of blending into the garish carpeting. Luckily, Jeff returned before anyone tried to hire me for a quickie.
“We have to go back to the gift shop,” I said. “This is ridiculous.”
I was used to feeling idiotic, but this was a new low. I managed to select a few pairs of non-pink shorts and a couple t-shirts in my size. I found a couple pairs of Flamingo boxers that looked comfortable, too. Jeff paid for them without comment.
I put my hand out for the room key, and Jeff obliged. “I’ll meet you down here in ten minutes,” I said.
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