Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters by Brian Boone

Author:Brian Boone
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2016-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 6

SLIME TIME

Q: What’s green, lives in a swamp, and is slimy?

A: Slime.

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Q: What kind of texture do slime have?

A: A slimy one!

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Q: What did one slime say to the other slime?

A: “Do you mind if I stick with you?”

Q: Why don’t zombies eat slime?

A: They haven’t got the brains.

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Q: Why was the slime turned away from the restaurant?

A: It had a no shirt, no shoes, no service policy.

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Q: Why did Steve throw slime out the window?

A: He wanted to see slime fly.

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