Real Girls' Guide to Everything by Erin Brereton

Author:Erin Brereton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Triumph Books
Published: 2011-02-15T16:00:00+00:00

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Your mom’s about to call, and you’re in trouble.

(Okay, so it’s not fair to expect your friends to be able to know that ahead of time when you don’t. But wouldn’t it be awesome if they could send you a warning text?)

IHM

I hate Mondays.

(We all do. But unless you’re Garfield, add this quickie onto the end of a text instead of wasting an entire message to tell people you’re anti-first-day-of-the-week.)

ILC

I like cupcakes.

This shows the text recipient that you’re brilliant because cupcakes are delicious.

LTMTJOWSWDUHYMTA

Let’s text more than just one word so we don’t use half your monthly text allowance.

(I only get 100 texts a month. So I cringe every time someone texts me “Good morning.” That’s only 99 more, people! )

[INSERT NAME HERE] LSCT

[BOY NAME OF YOUR CHOICE] looked super cute today. (Just keep this one in the ready-to-copy/paste file, people.)

TMIGAFS

The mall is giving away free shoes!

(A girl can dream…)

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