Purrs, Chauffeurs, & Saboteurs: A Paranormal Cozy Mystery (Witchy Business Mysteries Book 3) by Maddy Savanna

Author:Maddy Savanna [Savanna, Maddy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: anonymous
Published: 2022-04-13T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter twelve

Pizza & Potions

Even though it was well past time for me to turn into a sweatpants goblin, I made a beeline for my grimoire on the kitchen table.

"Want to help, Studmuffin?" I asked while taking a seat.

"Must…snoozle…" He dropped his head face first into the window seat cushion. Poor guy couldn't even make it to the bedroom.

I, however, was feeling pretty good, all things considered. I'd been awake for three hours in real-life time, not time-travel time. Um, wow. With thoughts like that, it was kind of a wonder my brain hadn't spontaneously combusted.

Taking a deep breath, I flipped open my grimoire to the index. When the letters stopped disco dancing, I finally found what I was looking for.

Time travel, see potions - p. 703 - 1002

Oh good. So just some light reading of nearly three hundred pages for the night, then. This was fine. Everything was great.

With a loud groan, I turned to page 703 and began.

The time travel potion is absolutely, unequivocally never ever recommended. It's nearly impossible to perform correctly, and it almost never goes right. Take these wondrous words to heart and STOP READING RIGHT NOW. That means you!

Serious warnings are serious. Because I’m such a rebel, though, I skipped a few pages past all the warnings and then continued.

Pretend you have one super-absorbent cloth. Only one because you can only do this spell once. Look at you with your one super-absorbent cloth! You should be so proud! So, think of time travel like a spill being wiped up by your super-absorbent cloth. It's gradual. It seeps through slowly to the other side of the cloth, but it is absorbing.

Um, did that make me the spill or the super-absorbent cloth in this scenario? I kept reading.

This means that even before you time travel, the effects can seep into your life.

Ohhh, like my knowing the evidence room door password was octopus? I skipped forward to the spell part.

Six witches must drink the potion at once even if only one is meant to travel in a timely fashion. Why six? Because teamwork makes the scream work.

Not even kidding that’s what it said. Teamwork was no good though. I only really knew one witch, and that was Cass. Where would I find four other witches I could trust to drink the potion and help send me back in time? I decided to voice-to-text Cass despite how late it was.

Time travel potion! Let's discuss? Also, do you know 4 trustworthy witches not including me?

When I pushed send, my thumb somehow accidentally brushed the pizza emoji. I left it. It was further enticement for what was sure to be a weird conversation with me.

Sighing, I glanced over the list of potion ingredients. Pretty standard stuff like a cow tongue, lemon zest, a parrot feather, and…well, a railroad spike. I might be able to get some of it at Safe-Mart, which opened in about six hours.

Until then, I continued reading.

If you check the checkbox—uhhh, there was no checkbox anywhere on the page—you will fold time (i.

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