Prophets of Waaagh! by Guy Haley

Author:Guy Haley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-10-27T00:00:00+00:00

Bozgat: ‘Typical, dying right when he’s gonna tell me something important. I’m gonna have to get out of here. This is well weird.’

FX - GROTS CHARGING BOZGAT

Bozgat: ‘Grots!’

Grot 1: ‘We’s gonna do you in the presser!’

Grot 2: ‘Get the big greenie, he is the maker of all of our walls!’

Grot 1: ‘Woes!’

Grot 2: ‘Oh yeah, sorry!’

Bozgat: ‘And Urko…’

Urko: ‘Bet you didn’t see any of this coming, did you, zogging zogger?’

Bozgat: ‘Well actually…’

Urko: ‘Yes… This is because we grots is smarter than you orks. When the ship crashed down out the sky, we took our chance. We killed all the orks who got survived, sneak, sneak… Ahahahahah! And now we are in charge. And we’s going to kill any orks who comes this way. I comrade Urko lured you right into my trap. And mean our trap, now use my mercy.’

Grot 1: ‘His mercy? I though he said he didn’t love lung.’

Grot 2: ‘What about our mercy?’

Urko: ‘But, yeah… That’s what I meant, our mercy! The mercy of the red grot revolution’

Grots (chanting): ‘Yeaaaaaaah!’

Grot 1: ‘We’s overthrowing the slave-drove feet.’

Urko: ‘Brothers, it is the elite, not their feet, the elite…’

Grot 1: ‘Them too and their feet!’

Grot 2: ‘Yeah, down with the elite feet!’

Bozgat: ‘What the zog is going on here? What are you little gits all about? Shut it, shut it now! You ought to me all rounded up and at, red grot revolution. Zog me!’

Grot 1: ‘Oh, maybe he’s got a point.’

Grot 2: ‘Sorry boss! Let me put this gun down, boss! Please don’t hurt me, boss!’

Urko: ‘No! No! Stop! He is no boss! The days of the bosses is done! I head of the revolutionary counsel employ you all my brothers. Do not give in to your fear! We are many, he is only one.’

Grot 1: ‘Is there more than one of us?’

Grot 2: ‘Oh yeah! Oy yeah, there is one, two, a lot…’

Urko: ‘My brothers, bring down this tyrant. Head him to the deadens we have already piled and we will be free. All the mushrooms you can eat! No more boot-polishing, no more beatings.’

Grot 1: ‘Hang on a minute, are you telling us what to do, Urko?’

Grot 2: ‘Yeah, we agreed – no leaders.’

Urko: ‘Right, right, no leaders. No greenie shall set himself over another greenie, that’s the law.’

FX - GROTS HAPPILY CHANTING

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