Pratchett, Terry - Discworld 26 - The Thief of Time by Pratchett Terry
Author:Pratchett, Terry
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Published: 2007-10-04T20:51:41+00:00
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'And we'll chop your head off,' said Lobsang weakly. 'What am I saying? I'm not going to chop anyone's head off!'
'You heard him say it doesn't worry him,' said Lu-Tze, as they were gently lowered to the ground.
'That's not the point!' said Lobsang hotly.
'It's his head,' Lu-Tze pointed out.
'But I mind!'
'Oh, well, in that case,' said Lu-Tze, 'is it not written, "If you want a thing done properly you've got to do it yourself"?'
'Yaas, it is,' said the yeti.
Lu-Tze took the sword out of Lobsang's hand. He held it carefully, like someone unused to weapons. The yeti obligingly knelt.
'You're up to date?' said Lu-Tze.
'Yaas.'
'I cannot believe you're really doing this!' said Lobsang.
'Interesting,' said Lu-Tze. 'Mrs Cosmopilite says, "Seeing is believing," and, strangely enough, the Great Wen said, 'I have seen, and I believe"!'
He brought the sword down and cut off the yeti's head.
Tick
There was a sound rather like a cabbage being sliced in half, and then a head rolled into the basket to cheers and cries of 'Oh, I say, well done!' from the crowd. The city of Quirm was a nice, peaceful, law-abiding place and the city council kept it that way with a penal policy that combined the maximum of deterrence with the minimum of re-offending.
GRIPPER 'THE BUTCHER' SMARTZ?
The late Gripper rubbed his neck.
'I demand a retrial!' he said.
THIS MAY NOT BE A GOOD TIME, said Death.
'It couldn't possibly have been murder because the...' The soul of Gripper Smartz fumbled in its spectral pockets for a ghostly piece of paper, unfolded it and continued, in a voice of those to whom the written word is an uphill struggle, '... because the bal-ance of my mind was d ...
dess-turbed.'
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