Playing with Myself by Randy Rainbow

Author:Randy Rainbow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Martin's Publishing Group

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The next morning, I was on a flight to Orlando, Florida. The historic Parliament House resort (which has sadly since been demolished) booked me to host an election night party. (There’s that funny “party” word again. It certainly gives you some insight into where all our heads were at the time.) I had prepared a special Hillary Clinton victory video, in which I sang a parody of “Thoroughly Modern Millie” (“Everything today is Hillary Rodham!”), which I was excited to debut for my live audience the moment she won. I was onstage, telling jokes and singing some of my parodies to karaoke tracks while CNN’s live broadcast filled the giant screen behind me. As the results started coming in, we …

Wait … you know what? Fuck this. You guys already know how this shitty part of the story turns out. You did not come to this book to relive all of that mess! Anyway, suffice it to say, the “party” quickly turned into a wake. I told the DJ to cut my music and kill my mic, jumped off the stage, and spent the rest of the night getting sloshed with the audience. I woke up in my hotel room the next morning still in disbelief and with a massive hangover. Everything was about to change—in my world and for the world at large.

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