Palahniuk, Chuck - The Invention of Sound by Palahniuk Chuck

Author:Palahniuk, Chuck [Palahniuk, Chuck]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2020-09-08T04:00:00+00:00

From Oscarpocalypse Now by Blush Gentry (p. 50)

People say I staged my own kidnapping because I knew about the Academy Awards, about what would happen at the Oscars that year. People also say certain jewelers and fashion designers refused to lend jewels and clothes for the occasion. That puts me in very good company. People who make these accusations overlook the fact that I was being pistol-whipped.

These same people insist a new weapon called Dustification was used to powderize the World Trade towers. Look up dustification. There’s your answer. I’m sorry if my kidnapping doesn’t fit the narrative of a bunch of black helicopter kooks.

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