One Wild Night by Kirsty Moseley

Author:Kirsty Moseley [Moseley, Kirsty]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire, Humorous, Short Stories & Anthologies, Short Stories, Two Hours or More (65-100 Pages), General Humor, Single Authors
Amazon: B00MQ4QZU2
Published: 2014-08-12T23:00:00+00:00

‘Dawn’s Bitch’

Yep, my dad had seriously had that tattooed on his ass. He was a dead man walking.

“Show them yours!” my dad enthused, slapping George on the stomach, nodding to us excitedly. Yours? Oh, crap, he’s had one, too? George grinned and pulled down his purple velvet pimp pants, showing us a bandage on his butt cheek, too. I groaned, fully expecting to see ‘Tracy’s Bitch’ inked there. Instead, when he pulled down the bandage to show us what he’d had done, I literally fell off my chair; I laughed so hard.

My father-in-law had two words inked onto his ass, too. Not the same as my dad’s though, like I was expecting. Instead, his were encased in a red circle – a traffic sign, to be exact.

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