One Last War by C G Buswell
Author:C G Buswell [Buswell, C G]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: C.G Buswell
Published: 2020-06-07T22:00:00+00:00
âI really donât think itâs right, not in front of the children,â cautioned Geoff as he took a step back from the kitchen table.
Felicity laughed, âYou donât know Tilly as well as I do, sheâs going to be in hysterics. Thatâs the whole point, Carl will open it in front of the kids, will have to quickly hide it, and then have to explain to the children what it is and why they canât see it.â
Geoff shook his head at the bright red action figure before him. Its hands were splayed apart, proudly in the air and its legs, stood firmly on the kitchen table, leant back so that its midriff poked out and displayed a bright red, bulbous erection. Underneath this phallus was a groove for opening bottles. âDoes he even drink beer?â
âCourse he does, heâs an old squaddie, he doesnât drink much at home, but when he and his pals gather, I think to remember their fallen, they get paralytic. Poor Tilly gets to spend the evening with their wives and girlfriends, making polite chit-chat because they donât know each other and by the time another year passes, they have new partners. This big tool will go down a storm with his mates. I bet heâll proudly have it in his man cave, heâll start the night by showing them around, with beer in hand, before going for a pub crawl. Itâs about the only time he gets blind drunk. He wonât admit it to us, but I think he feels guilty for coming home, when some didnât.â
Geoff nodded, took a step towards the cheeky gift, picked it up, balanced it in his hands as if weighing it, and said, âBest we get it wrapped then.â
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