My Life and Other Failed Experiments by Tristan Bancks & Gus Gordon

Author:Tristan Bancks & Gus Gordon
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780143781622
Publisher: Penguin Random House Australia

I have a problem with my bum.

And my mum.

A massive one. (The problem is massive, not my mum or my bum.)

Mum wants to take my bum to the doctor. She says it makes ‘unpleasant odours on a far too regular basis’.

But I disagree. I think its odours are quite pleasant. If there was a perfect volume of stink to be discharged from a kid’s bottom in a day, mine would come pretty close to that number. The bum is the most under-appreciated part of the human body. Our bums are always there, supporting us, and we should be kinder to them.

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