Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 3: When Nature Calls (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) by Zack Zombie

Minecraft Books: Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 3: When Nature Calls (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie [Zombie, Zack]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Zack Zombie Publishing LLC
Published: 2015-03-22T04:00:00+00:00


Monday

I looked in the mirror this morning and I noticed that something was growing on my chest.

It looked fuzzy with a green and blue color to it.

“Dad, Dad! Come in here!” I yelled.

“What is it, son?”

“Dad, what’s this green stuff growing on my chest?!!”

“Congratulations, son, you’re growing mold on your chest,” he said. “That means you are going through puberty.”

“Poo—ber—tee? What’s that? Does that have something to do with poo?!!”

“No, son. Puberty is when a young Zombie starts to become a big Zombie.”

“Soon you’ll have mold growing on your chest, back, under your arms, and your face. I even have it growing out of my ears,” Dad said.

“I’m going to have it growing out of my ears? Eeeeeww, gross!”

“Don’t worry son, you’ll get used to it,” Dad said. “Though it does get a little itchy when the bugs lay their eggs in it.”

“Also, son, you’re going to see other changes as you go through puberty.”

“Like what?” I asked.



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