Memorize the Periodic Table: The Fast and Easy Way to Memorize Chemical Elements by Buchanan Kyle & Roller Dean

Author:Buchanan, Kyle & Roller, Dean [Buchanan, Kyle]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Memory Worldwide Pty Ltd
Published: 2013-07-12T00:00:00+00:00

Summary

It is revision time again.

61. Remember prom-Ethel helping Neo stand up? Picture her and you’ll remember Promethium.

62. And the kind and gentle Good Samaritan who rushes to her assistance reminds you of Samarium.

63. He’s so kind he gives prom-Ethel a plane ticket to Europe, home of the Eiffel Tower and other historical and tourist icons, which links to Europium.

64. On the plane to Europe prom-Ethel plays with her gay doll, associated in your mind with Gadolinium.

65. Watching her play with the gay doll is a plane full of men wearing high turbans. The turbans remind you of Terbium.

66. The turban wearing men start to get agitated and begin dissing pros (disrespecting prostitutes), and sounds like Dysprosium.

67. From your vantage point of this story you suddenly fall into a hole – hole me in – Holmium.

68. When you land at the bottom of the hole you find yourself on a garden full of fresh herbs. You remember Erbium.

69. Standing up, you then walk around but stand on a tool and hurt your foot. The tool reminds you of the slightly mispronounced Thulium.

70. Taking the tool in your hands you use it to hit the herbs and flatten them. “Hit herbs” is linked in your mind to Yytterbium.

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