Madness & Mayhem: 23 Tales of Horror and Humor by James Aquilone

Author:James Aquilone [Aquilone, James]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Homunculus House
Published: 2016-12-01T00:00:00+00:00

Step 4. Do Not Trust the Entomophobes

You may be thinking that communication with humans is a good idea. No, no, no! First off, you are an enormous insect. You have compound eyes the size of Christmas hams. Pincers the size of scythes. People are not inclined to feel sympathy for normal-sized insects. How do you think they’ll feel about a super-sized one? Secondly, you are incomprehensible to humanity. No one can—or will try to—interpret your chirping or clicking. Trying to chat up a person will most likely lead to a stomping. Don’t ever give them the chance!

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