Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by Elliott Rob

Author:Elliott, Rob [Elliott, Rob]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: JNF028020
ISBN: 9781441213327
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2010-07-31T14:00:00+00:00

Q: What did the rooster say to the hen?

A: “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”

Q: What did the whale say to the dolphin?

A: “Long time no sea.”

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

A: “Ouch, ouch.”

Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down?

A: It had to be toad away.

Q: What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

A: You get a sourpuss.

Q: What language do pigs speak?

A: Swine language.

Q: What do cars and elephants have in common?

A: They both have trunks.

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