If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell

Author:Bruce Campbell
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Bruce Campbell;Entertainment;Biography;Film Industry;B Movies;Groovy;Craig Sanborn
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Published: 2015-09-07T22:00:00+00:00

“I beg your pardon?”

Reverend Cowick remained unconvinced, however, and encouraged us to have a “proper” ceremony.

I had been in the Franklin Village Church many times, rehearsing with the Franklin Village Junior Players. While fine-tuning a talent show in 1973, the contestants took a short break to watch Richard Nixon resign. Ten years later, I was there for something far more important than politics—I was about to close the door on bachelorhood.

The ceremony on March 13, 1983, was as small as possible. We managed to pare participation down to a witness and a ring bearer. Rob and Sam made for dual Best Men/witnesses and Sam’s mother, Celia, presented the ring because if she wasn’t allowed to attend, she swore she’d never speak to me again. Having endured her loving wrath for years at the Raimi household, I knew she was dead serious. The wedding went off without a glitch, and the Michigan weather gods provided us with a warm, sunny day.

By the time Cris and I tied the knot, the soap opera, Generations, had been canceled. In an ironic twist, years after my marriage collapsed, this tragically poor soap lived on. Watch closely to a scene in the Coen Brother’s film Fargo, where a bad guy is glued to the TV in a cabin. There, in poor reception, you can see me arguing with my “girlfriend.” Screen time in an Academy Award-winning film—what more could a guy from Detroit want?

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