I Could Never by Ward Penelope

Author:Ward, Penelope
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penelope Ward Books, Inc.
Published: 2023-08-19T00:00:00+00:00

Carly: LOL

Josh: You were gonna come home and kick me in the balls when you thought I was calling you flat, weren’t you?

Carly: I wouldn’t have kicked you in the balls. But I might have put a little extra pepper in your pasta tonight.

Josh: Speaking of dinner, I’ve got it.

Carly: You cook, Mathers?

Josh: I realize you think I’m only good for pounding chicken, but there’s one other thing I’m an expert at making.

Carly: Well, this I gotta see.

I tried on at least ten more bathing suits before I finally picked one.

When I walked into the house that evening, I couldn’t believe my eyes. The carpet in the living room had fresh vacuuming track marks on it, and Scottie was sitting calmly on the couch with wet hair, which meant they’d already showered. The aroma of something absolutely delicious filled the air.

“Something smells good,” I said as I entered the kitchen, setting the groceries I’d picked up on the counter. “What are you making?”

Josh had a dishtowel over his shoulder as he rinsed a few things in the sink. “It’s in the oven. You’re not allowed to peek until it’s done. Scottie already ate his chicken. I gave him an early dinner so we could eat in peace.”

“I don’t know what I did to deserve all this,” I said.

“Well, I’m sort of making it up to you in advance.”

“What do you mean?”

He shut off the faucet and turned to face me. “After you left this morning, I found out I have to meet with a client back in Chicago this week. So, think of this as prepayment for you having to hold down the fort alone for a few days.”

Dread filled me. I hated when he was away. But it would only be a few days. I could do this. “Oh, okay. That’s fine.” I smiled and tried not to let my disappointment show.

“Did you end up getting a swimsuit?”

“I did.” I grinned.

Josh’s brow lifted. “Well?”

“After trying on many, I decided on the red one...because it makes me look flat.”

“Nice.” He winked.

I got goose bumps whenever Josh winked at me, once again a sign that I needed to get laid—by someone other than Josh. It didn’t help that he was getting more handsome by the day, his hair growing out as he rocked the unshaven, woodsy-caveman look. I dug it, and that continued to be a problem.

Josh’s mystery dinner was chicken enchiladas, and they were quite tasty. It was nice to sit down to a homemade meal prepared by someone else, especially when Scottie was already showered, fed, and content on the couch.

After eating, Josh and I joined Scottie in the living room. I looked over Scottie’s shoulder as he scrolled through the photos in his iPad library, many of which were distorted images of his own face, courtesy of a face-changing app. But then came a photo of a giant dick.

It wasn’t Scottie’s—I’d seen his. And the small bit of tanned, ripped torso that had also made it into the shot was a dead giveaway as to whose dick it was.

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