I am Still Not a Loser by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781780313245
Publisher: Egmont

‘Hello, Barold,’ said Bunky, chewing on a Cola Flavour Not Bird and giggling.

‘What. Ev,’ I said in my self-checkout robot voice, and carried on hugging my mum’s leg.

Annoyingly, my mum was doing HER self-checkout voice all the way home from Feeko’s, partly to try and cheer me up, but also because she’d picked up a leaflet for a competition to become The Voice of Feeko’s Self-Checkout Machine.

‘That’ll be two forty-nine,’ she said, pretending be a taxi driver as I got out of the car at home. Usually I’d do a fake laugh to keep her happy, but my Sat had been so rubbish that I didn’t even smile.

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