How to Grow Up and Rule the World by Vordak T. Incomprehensible

Author:Vordak T. Incomprehensible
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781606840139
Publisher: EgmontUSA
Published: 2011-02-14T10:00:00+00:00

Mount Rushmore

Had I succeeded in taking over the world while headquartered here, I had planned to transform the other three heads to my likeness, as well.

Statue of Liberty

Plotting the enslavement of humanity from within the bowels of the world’s best-known monument to freedom—oh, the delicious irony!

Great Sphinx

I don’t know what I was thinking here—I mean, it’s smack dab in the middle of the desert, for crying out loud.

So, as you can see, secrecy has never been a big deal for me. Some have said that is why my repeated attempts to conquer the world have fizzled flopped bombed failed miserably come up just a wee bit short, but I still insist it was due to circumstances that were completely beyond my control.

THE STARTER LAIR

Now, are you going to be able to run right out and build yourself a lair as glorious as those you have just witnessed? Of course not. You are just a sniveling, whiny little goober, after all. But you do need to begin plotting your evil schemes as soon as possible, so you are going to need some sort of lair right away.

I would suggest you start out with something basic, like your bedroom:

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