How May We Hate You? by Anna Drezen

Author:Anna Drezen
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Potter/TenSpeed/Harmony
Published: 2016-04-15T16:00:00+00:00

CONCIERGE All right, so we will make sure the dozen roses, bottle of champagne, and chocolate-covered strawberries are placed in the room before you arrive.

GUEST Thanks. It’s our honeymoon. We want it to be very special.

CONCIERGE We’ll make sure that happens for you. Would you like to leave a special message on the card?

GUEST Yes. “Happy honeymoon, sugar britches. Give me a blow job.”

CONCIERGE …Can you repeat that?

Like newborn baby deer, concierges take a little while to find their footing. When we first started, the chaos of a hotel lobby made everything seem like an overwhelming blur of faces, voices, movements, and colognes. After about four weeks, though, our eyes were able to focus, and we could see that there were a few major buckets that guests fell into. Here are some basic types of hotel guests:

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