Fairytales of the Macabre (Fairytale Collections) by Blake Olivie

Author:Blake, Olivie [Blake, Olivie]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Published: 2017-10-28T00:00:00+00:00

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When brunch was over, Guy opened his eyes to find himself inside of a very small white room.

“Hello,” a man offered unenthusiastically. “I assume you know why you’re here, Mr. Carrington?”

“No,” Guy replied, frowning. He glanced down, looking at a box full of receipts and a poorly organized checkbook. “What’s this?”

“I’m Edward Naughton,” the man droned, “and today you’re being audited, Mr. Carrington.”

“Are you kidding me?” Guy asked, blinking, and Edward Naughton shook his head.

“Nope,” said Edward Naughton. “So if you could just fill out forms 941, 1066, DE-6—”

“Oh holy hell,” Guy said, holding up a series of hastily scrawled association minutes. “These aren’t even my financials!”

“Does that mean you’ve forgotten your identification, Mr. Carrington?” Edward Naughton asked him. “Because if so, then I’ll need you to fill out a couple more forms. And if you’d like to run home and get it, I should warn you that this is actually one of the nightmare rooms, so you will feel as though you are jogging in place while something chases you—”

“So what’s your deal here?” Guy cut in, arching a brow at Edward Naughton. “What did you do?”

“I claimed my son had cancer and asked my co-workers to donate to save his life,” Edward Naughton explained.

Guy grimaced. “I take it your son didn’t have cancer?”

Edward Naughton shrugged. “I don’t have a son,” he replied.

“Okay then,” Guy said, sighing. “And you’re doing this because…?”

“Because I was an auditor,” supplied Edward Naughton, “and I deeply despise auditing.”

“Fair enough,” Guy agreed, sorting through the receipts. “Well,” he muttered, trying to make sense of them, “there’s nothing that says we can’t try to have a good time while you audit me, is there?”

He looked up, and Edward Naughton pointed to the sign behind him.

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