Evil Overlord by Michael McClung

Author:Michael McClung
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Michael McClung
Published: 2021-02-05T00:00:00+00:00

PART FIVE: FERAL

Chapter Thirteen: No Blanket for You

EVIL OVERLORD MANAGEMENT tip: Sometimes you want the best and the brightest to fill a position within your organization, if for no other reason than you can’t do everything yourself. You just have to accept the fact that talent usually comes hand in hand with ambition, and plan accordingly.

But the vast majority of those who serve under your rule? They don’t have to be the best or the brightest. They can be bumbling fools. In fact, it’s often better if they are.

You don’t build a siege tower with rare and precious woods; the defenders of the city you’re assaulting are just going to do their damnedest to set fire to it, after all. You build cheap, you build fast, and you build in numbers.

And then you cram them full of minions too dumb or too loyal (same thing but adorable) to look at the situation and say ‘fuuuuuck this.’

A well-organized army of darkness is a beautiful, uplifting thing, where even the mentally challenged have an important role to play. Don’t let anybody tell you different.

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