Everyone's a Catgirl!: Volume Two - A LitRPG Isekai Adventure by DoubleBlind

Author:DoubleBlind [DoubleBlind]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: DoubleBlind
Published: 2023-08-31T16:00:00+00:00

Portia wasn’t kidding. By the time we arrived at Anyona’s port, the sun was shining bright, and we were five or so meters away. There was something left resembling a dock, but it looked rickety, tilted, and it swayed from side to side.

My hopes were beginning to sink with the remainder of the wood.

“Eck,” Ravyn said.

The group shared a few words of skepticism, mostly concerning whether we’d all fall into the ocean to be eaten by a Defiled. All the while, Tristan was barely paying attention. He tapped his foot and crossed his arms in thought. I ducked out of my conversation with the group and touched his shoulder.

“You okay over there?” I asked.

“Yes. I’m fine, thank you. I’m just behind, is all.”

“Behind?”

“On my quota.”

This guy has a fucking quota? Are you— I mean, I— what the hell, man?

I cleared my throat. “You don’t think that’s strange, having a quota?”

Tristan shook his head. “Not at all. Celestia made me a schedule, bless her heart. I’m behind three girls now. I’ll have to work extra hard to make up for the ones I couldn’t couple with last night.”

She plans out his sex schedule? “I don’t even know where to start with that statement. Just get into [Combat Mode].”

Tristan looked at me, furrowing his brow. “[Combat Mode]?”

I paused. “You’re not serious. [Combat Mode]. You know, when you switch your clothes and gear into something more manageable for fighting? Surely you’ve used it before, haven’t you?”

Tristan looked as if he were trying his best to remember. “I’m sorry. It’s been so long. I’ve only ever fought a couple of times, and that was years ago. It’s all such a blur to me that I can barely remember what it was like my first few days after arriving in Venicia.”

“Okay. Then, today you’re going to relearn. All you have to do is think about it and say, [Combat Mode].”

“That’s it? But what if I don’t have any weapons or armor?”

“You should. Check your [Cat Pack].”

Again, Tristan shook his head. “Oh, that! Celestia has it.”

I’ve changed my mind. Let’s take him back.

I took a deep breath. “Alright. Let’s get on the island first. Then we’ll figure out what to do next. Maybe Ravyn or Keke have something you can use. Do you at least know what Class you are?”

Tristan nodded. “A [Mage].”

Another backliner. Great.

I was beginning to look forward to meeting Ceres again. While protecting my girls was top priority, I had silently hoped that Tristan would’ve taken some sort of melee-oriented Class like Cailu and I did. Though it seemed Celestia had drilled the idea into his brain that he must be protected at all costs. So that probably wasn’t helping.

“What Spells do you know?” Ravyn suddenly chimed in.

Were your ears burning?

“[Fire Ball],” Tristan replied.

Ravyn and I waited for him to list any others. Instead, we just stood there in uncomfortable silence as the realization slowly sunk in.

“That’s it?” I asked.

Tristan nodded sheepishly and clutched his left arm at the elbow. “That’s it. Sorry.”

Talk about a fixer-upper.

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