Every Witch Way but Ghouls (Magical Misfits Mysteries Book 1) by K.E. O'Connor
Author:K.E. O'Connor [O'Connor, K.E.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: K.E. O'Connor
Published: 2022-05-06T16:00:00+00:00
Chapter 12
Poop showers
âCome on, buddy. This cage has your name written all over it. Back at animal control, thereâs food, bedding, and a safe place to sleep. And we have sanctuaries. Weâll find you the perfect place where you can chill, fire off your magic, and no one will stop you.â Zandra spoke gently, her hands out.
Her persistent encouragement wasnât convincing the sparkly red panda with the white stripe on his back, who was huddled in a damp, muddy hole. Weâd been chasing this stubborn critter for hours. We were tired, I had several magic burns to deal with, and the panda had used a gross shower of poop to cover Zandra in a less than fragrant odor. I also had a dollop of poop on my tail. It stank.
The panda bared his tiny pointed teeth at us. âDanger.â
âThereâs no danger coming from us,â I said. âI trust my witch to do the right thing by all familiars. Where is your bonded magic user?â
âGone. Missing.â The panda was so panicked he could only use single words, his frantic black gaze shifting around, looking for an escape.
âWeâll help you find him, but you canât stay out here on your own. Itâll get cold soon, and youâre frightening people with your unstable magic and poop showers.â I lifted my once pristine white tail to show him exactly how nasty they were.
âBack!â Another shower of panda poop got flung at us.
Who knew such a little guy could be so prolific in the pooping department?
âWhat if someone thinks youâre a danger and hurts you?â I inched closer to the panda. If I had to, Iâd subdue him by force.
âBack! Back! Back! Danger. Pain. Taken. Go.â
âNo, weâre here to help. And weâre going nowhere. Not without you.â
The panda lunged at Zandra, but I was quicker than this fluffy bundle of red rage. I grabbed the pandaâs scruff in my teeth and wrapped my legs around him. He was bigger than me, but I was stronger and had more motive to succeed. If he got hold of Zandra, sheâd be covered in something far worse than panda poop.
I couldnât be certain, but this critter was tainted with something dark. The magic heâd hit me with still stung and throbbed through my bones, so I wasnât letting it touch Zandra.
âExcellent. Hold him, Juno. Thatâs it. Youâve got him.â Zandra zapped the panda with a light sedation spell. He struggled for a few more seconds, but his magic weakened, as did the blows he rained on my legs with his hard little paws.
It took another minute of tussling before he admitted defeat. He sagged against me, his breath heaving out and his grip slackening.
âThis guy is a bundle of anxiety. What a state to get himself in.â Zandra stood over me and the slumbering, drooling panda. âHe was terrified of us. And what was he talking about? It sounded like his bonded magic user is missing.â
I rolled away from the snoozing panda and shook out my fur, dislodging the clump of drying poop from my tail.
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