Elements of Ruin (Hijinks Harem Book 2) by C.M. Stunich & Tate James

Author:C.M. Stunich & Tate James [Stunich, C.M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fantasy
Publisher: Sarian Royal
Published: 2017-12-09T16:00:00+00:00

Sixteen Blow Job Techniques to Keep Your Premature Ejaculator From Blowing His Load.

That was the title of the book in my hands, but I was honestly just so shocked there even was a published novel with those words on the cover, I just had to grab it and look.

Not that any of my boys was a premature ejaculator. And even if they did sometimes, uh, explode early, at least they could get it up again pretty quick. That, and there were plenty of extras around to satisfy me if I needed satisfying.

“Hey Blossom, did you find something good?” George asked, surprising me so much that I spun and ended up spattering the book in my hands with ice cream. Oh. Shit.

“Hey, you're gonna have to pay for that,” a nearby employee said, tucking some of her blonde hair behind an ear. She sauntered over to me with her pixie cut and her perfect makeup and … as I stared at her, I saw that she literally had pixie wings hiding under her glamour. “Give it to me and I'll ring you up.”

“I'll pay for it when I'm done browsing,” I growled out through gritted teeth, trying to maneuver myself so George couldn't see the title.

The pixie sighed and rolled her eyes, grabbing a little radio stuck to her purple vest.

“Let me just tell my boss so he knows to look out for it when you hit the register.” Before I could stop her, she'd plucked the item from my hand. “Dave,” she said into the radio as I stood there and tried to smile my way through this. “Yeah, this lady got ice cream on a new copy of 'Sixteen Blow Job Techniques to Keep Your Premature Ejaculator From Blowing His Load'. Keep your eye out for her, thanks.”

She handed the copy back and smiled pityingly at me as Billy walked up behind me and put his arms around my waist, smelling like campfire and sex. Okay, so he didn't smell like gross-we're-done-there-are-juices-sex, but like he was pure unadulterated sin on a stick.

“My boyfriend used to have trouble coming inside his pants. That book saved our relationship.” She grinned. “Don't give up, okay?”

The girl walked away and left me blushing and clutching the book I didn't want against my chest.

“Warden and Dustin must've sucked some serious ass, huh, Firebug?” Billy asked, stepping away from me and grabbing a book on the Kama Sutra off the shelf. He thumbed through it and then tucked it under his arm.

“This …” I sighed and just waved his question away. Why bother? “I'm looking for a fantasy novel.”

“Like you're not already living a fantasy,” Billy said, glancing over at me and looking like the devil himself, slick and mean and sexy as fuck. His orange-brown eyes smoldered and his smile was slow and sensual, dripping with innuendo. “Four husbands all to yourself? Sounds pretty sweet to me. I'd like to have four wives.”

I threw the ice cream book at him and he caught it, deftly and surreptitiously sticking it back on the shelf and grabbing my hand.

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